I have a couple ring tones on my
ancient phone and whenever my sister calls me a clip of Eddie Izzard yelling at me to answer my phone plays. And of course I immediately want to hear some of his ridiculous stand up. Enjoy.
Mostly wanted to include this one for the part about the British fending off the Nazis (“Get the tanks! Get the…we haven’t got any tanks?! Get that ice cream truck out there then! Kill!”)
“Hello Sue! I’ve got legs! D’ya like…bread? I’ve got a french loaf! *hits her with it* Bye!! I love you!”